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You can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Coz we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

Baby get to the point
And quit the full play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways

54% of bank robberies take place on a Friday
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Elvis never ever gave an encore
The number of wars fought between countries
That both have at least one McDonalds is zero
Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest the size of a foot ball field
Is eliminated
Women who read romance novels
Have sex twice as often as those who don’t
Did you know?
A can of diet coke will float in water
While a can of regular coke will sink
The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia
Because one of its stars was a pig
Males on average think about sex
Every 7 seconds
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made
Or received a telephone call
Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in London
Why is it that everybody seems to get older?
Except for Cliff Richard

You can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Coz we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

Baby get to the point
And quit the full play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways

1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia
According to several sources
Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation
When he made cornflakes
Women are 30% more active during a full moon
Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership
In every single episode of Seinfeld
There’s a superman in at least one scene somewhere
If you weighed all the animals in the world
Hens would be 10% of the total weight

In Minnesota there’s a law
That prevents men from having sex with living fish
Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute
Humans and dolphins are the only species
That has sex for pleasure
Danny deVito is taller than Dolly Parton

You can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Coz we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

In the papers on the news
Heavens heard there’s no excuse
In formations everywhere
All you need to know is right here

It’s possible to attend your own funeral
Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals
For up to 37hours following death

We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

You can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Coz we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

Baby get to the point
And quit the full play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways

It s your hands
that will make it happen
It s your lips that will make me smile
It s your sounds that will sooth me
through nights of happiness
when I ve been inside of you
Now I know you long for me
You know I saved my sould...

Du kennst mich noch nicht, hast mich noch nie geseh n
Trotzdem bringst du mich dazu völlig abzudreh n
Ich steh in deinem Garten und spiel ein Lied für dich
Du schlägst die Fenster zu, es intressiert dich nicht

Wenn du denkst, ich kann nicht mehr, liegst du...

Over prescribed
Under the mister
We had survived to turn on the history channel
And ask our esteemed panel why are we alive?
And here’s how they replied
You’re what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should’ve died
Stretched out on the tarmac
Six miles south of north platte
He can’t stand to look...

The lights distilled
as it goes hand from hand tonight
cause we were not supposed to be here at all

Is the world ashamed
the still comands
my body to remain
forever steeped in alcohol and flames
forever i m your shame
star wound
so look up
you re...

In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus
doch Freudenhäuser müssen raus
Killerpilze damit in dieser schönen Stadt
das Laster keine Chance hat
Skandal
Doch jeder ist gut informiert
weil Rosi täglich inseriert
Im und wenn dich deine Frau nicht liebt
wie gut das es die Rosi gibt
Sperrbezirk
Und draussen vor der grossen Stadt
stehn die Nutten sich die Füsse platt
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